This would’ve been more appropriately titled as “Repo! The Generic Opera”. God, this is disgusting looking AND sounding.

What would be a nice looking blazer if it didn’t look like some poor animal died on it, here’s Kevin Federline, posing for the cameras.

Here, speaking at the 2007 Spike Scream Awards, Paris was first applauded, then booed. Hehe

Paris Hilton Booed at Scream 2007

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Paris Hilton is met with a rousing series of boos onstage at the Scream 2007 awards.

Red AND chipped to pieces? And she’s worth WHAT?

In an attempt to give photographers “more”, Britney was seen in her backyard, dancing. Now, I was going to title this post something like “Britney’s dancing, but there’s no music.” She’s such a dork. A very rich dork.

Here’s Miss Witherspoon at the premiere of her new movie, Rendition, on October 21st. She looks fantastic and I love her dress.

I’m going to start treating her lips like they are a separate entity….

Here, she is seen on her way to get some ice cream. Good lord, that outfit is horrendous!!

Here’s Jessica Alba & Cash Warren. Could she be hiding her face a little because she doesn’t want to be seen with his douchebaggery?

She looks like she could stick to glass with those lips and a little bit of suction. I gotta wonder what the court appointed monitor is thinking of her now. Her idea of spending time with her kids? Getting a frappucino, a lip job, and driving into streets filled with papz.

Britney Spears for mother of the year!